The Bastard of Paddington BASTARD
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What is The Bastard of Paddington (BASTARD)?
The Bastard of Paddington (BASTARD) is a token trading on Solana at $0.000003048. Its main pool holds $2.4K of liquidity on Pump Fun, paired against SOL. Over the last 24 hours BASTARD has gained 0.00% on $12 of trading volume across 3 transactions.
The pair was created 22 days ago (Sep 20, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.
BASTARD history: the key events, on-chain
BASTARD tokenomics and supply
Both addresses link straight to Solscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.
Supply data for BASTARD is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.
BASTARD on-chain data, signal by signal
We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: BASTARD sits at 37/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.
- Negligible liquidity, high rug risk
What moves the BASTARD price?
BASTARD is a Solana token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume is low relative to the $2.4K sitting in the pool, so the price can stay flat for long stretches and then jump when a single sizeable order arrives. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Solana market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a F grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.
BASTARD to USD converter and price calculator
| BASTARD | USD |
|---|---|
| 500,000 BASTARD | $2 |
| 5.00M BASTARD | $15 |
| 50.00M BASTARD | $152 |
| 500.00M BASTARD | $1.5K |
| 5.00B BASTARD | $15.2K |
| USD | BASTARD |
|---|---|
| $10 | 3.28M BASTARD |
| $100 | 32.81M BASTARD |
| $1,000 | 328.06M BASTARD |
| $10,000 | 3.28B BASTARD |
| $100,000 | 32.81B BASTARD |
BASTARD markets and top pools
Only one active pool is currently tracked for BASTARD.
Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.
How to buy The Bastard of Paddington (BASTARD)
- Get a Solana wallet. Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with SOL.
- Open a DEX. BASTARD trades mainly on Pump Fun. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
- Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page:
DZTiZ297iSKMFfBdMxXJWxBdDBs1osupKcWjrGgipumpYou can open that address on Solscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it. - Set slippage sensibly. With $2.4K of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
- Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.
BASTARD versus other Solana pairs
| Token | Price | 24h | Liquidity | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| BASTARD (this page) | $0.000003048 | 0.00% | $2.4K | F 37 |
| Selloor price | $0.000003073 | -33.6% | $2.4K | D 50 |
| OTC price | $0.000002982 | +1.98% | $2.4K | D 50 |
| Grandma price | $0.000003193 | -51.8% | $2.5K | D 50 |
| FOMO price | $0.000002151 | -99.2% | $2.2K | F 30 |
| AMC price | $0.000002442 | -98.1% | $2.7K | F 18 |
The Bastard of Paddington (BASTARD) price prediction, answered with arithmetic
Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. BASTARD trades at $0.000003048 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.
| Target price | Multiple from today | Implied valuation | For scale |
|---|---|---|---|
| $0.000005 | 1.6x | $5.0K | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $0.1 | 32,806x | $100.00M | a mid-tier crypto asset |
| $1 | 328,056x | $1.00B | a large-cap crypto asset |
This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where BASTARD will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.
How to trade BASTARD safely
- Size against liquidity, not conviction. The pool holds $2.4K. A trade worth more than roughly 1% of that will move the price against you.
- Test the exit first. Buy a small amount, then immediately sell part of it. Tokens that block sells are the single most common trap.
- Watch the buy/sell balance. Currently 3 buys against 0 sells in 24 hours. A rough balance between the two suggests the market functions in both directions.
- Check the age. This pool was created 22 days ago. Most rug pulls happen within the first hours of a pool going live.
- Never invest more than you can lose. Low-cap tokens can go to zero, and frequently do.
BASTARD FAQ
What is the price of BASTARD today?
The Bastard of Paddington (BASTARD) trades at $0.000003048, gained 0.00% over the last 24 hours.
What do the on-chain numbers say about BASTARD?
We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, BASTARD sits at 37 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk.
How much liquidity does BASTARD have?
The tracked pool holds $2.4K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.
Where can I buy The Bastard of Paddington (BASTARD)?
BASTARD trades on Solana, mainly through Pump Fun. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.
What is the 24 hour trading volume of BASTARD?
BASTARD has traded $12 in the last 24 hours across 3 transactions, split 3 buys and 0 sells.
When was BASTARD launched?
The tracked BASTARD pool was created 22 days ago, on Sep 20, 2026.
What is the contract address of BASTARD?
The BASTARD contract address on Solana is DZTiZ297iSKMFfBdMxXJWxBdDBs1osupKcWjrGgipump. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.
Could BASTARD be a honeypot?
Sells are going through (0 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.
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