very retarded time in my life RETARDED
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What is very retarded time in my life (RETARDED)?
very retarded time in my life (RETARDED) is a token trading on Solana at $0.000003621. Its main pool holds $3.5K of liquidity on Pump Fun, paired against SOL. Over the last 24 hours RETARDED has fallen -33.5% on $4.1K of trading volume across 34 transactions.
The pair was created 19 days ago (Sep 23, 2026). Liquidity is thin, so price can move violently on small trades and exiting a position may be difficult.
Where to find RETARDED officially
The project has not published a description we can quote, so rather than invent one, here are the channels it does run. Anything about RETARDED that is not on this page should be checked against them.
RETARDED history: the key events, on-chain
RETARDED tokenomics and supply
Both addresses link straight to Solscan. Every figure in this table is read from the chain and you can verify it there.
Supply data for RETARDED is not fully reported on-chain, so treat valuation figures with caution.
RETARDED on-chain data, signal by signal
We are not auditors and we do not certify any token as safe. What follows are measurable facts read from the chain, each one stated so you can check it yourself. The index simply summarises them into a number: RETARDED sits at 54/100. Every threshold and penalty behind that figure is published in full on our methodology page.
- Negligible liquidity, high rug risk
What moves the RETARDED price?
RETARDED is a Solana token, so its price is set entirely by what happens in its liquidity pools rather than by any order book. Volume sits at roughly 1.2 times pool liquidity, a fairly typical ratio for an actively traded pair. The main drivers are the depth of that pool, how concentrated the holder base is, general Solana market conditions, and social attention. For a token with a D grade, position size discipline matters more than any price prediction.
RETARDED to USD converter and price calculator
| RETARDED | USD |
|---|---|
| 500,000 RETARDED | $2 |
| 5.00M RETARDED | $18 |
| 50.00M RETARDED | $181 |
| 500.00M RETARDED | $1.8K |
| 5.00B RETARDED | $18.1K |
| USD | RETARDED |
|---|---|
| $10 | 2.76M RETARDED |
| $100 | 27.61M RETARDED |
| $1,000 | 276.15M RETARDED |
| $10,000 | 2.76B RETARDED |
| $100,000 | 27.61B RETARDED |
RETARDED markets and top pools
Only one active pool is currently tracked for RETARDED.
Liquidity spread across several pools generally means a healthier market: a single pool is easier to drain or manipulate than four.
How to buy very retarded time in my life (RETARDED)
- Get a Solana wallet. Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with SOL.
- Open a DEX. RETARDED trades mainly on Pump Fun. Paste the contract address rather than searching the ticker: names can be copied by scam tokens.
- Verify the contract. Check it against the address on this page:
6XvnoGWzb1kwNAbgdeQ1MviVgGEr7hpME95rAFxHEFjHYou can open that address on Solscan and confirm supply, holders and transfers yourself instead of taking our word for it. - Set slippage sensibly. With $3.5K of liquidity, even small orders move the price. Use small sizes and expect high slippage.
- Confirm and review. After the swap, verify the tokens landed and that you can sell a small amount back. If a sell fails, treat it as a honeypot.
RETARDED versus other Solana pairs
| Token | Price | 24h | Liquidity | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| RETARDED (this page) | $0.000003621 | -33.5% | $3.5K | D 54 |
| BITDOG price | $0.000003586 | +25.1% | $3.5K | F 33 |
| oops price | $0.000003354 | 0.00% | $3.3K | F 35 |
| NUT price | $0.000004879 | +23.3% | $3.3K | F 41 |
| ASPIRIN price | $0.000004741 | -0.07% | $3.8K | F 33 |
| Callooor price | $0.000005041 | +35.0% | $3.2K | F 41 |
very retarded time in my life (RETARDED) price prediction, answered with arithmetic
Every token this size gets asked where the price is going, and nobody honest can answer that. What can be answered is what each target would require. RETARDED trades at $0.000003621 today. For each target price below, the table shows what the whole supply would be worth at that price, and how that compares to assets people already know.
| Target price | Multiple from today | Implied valuation | For scale |
|---|---|---|---|
| $0.00001 | 2.8x | $10.0K | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $0.1 | 27,615x | $100.00M | a small-cap crypto asset |
| $1 | 276,145x | $1000.00M | a mid-tier crypto asset |
This is arithmetic, not a forecast. Nobody can tell you where RETARDED will trade. What the table does tell you is the size of the move being asked for, which is usually the missing piece when people ask whether a token can reach a given price.
How to trade RETARDED safely
- Size against liquidity, not conviction. The pool holds $3.5K. A trade worth more than roughly 1% of that will move the price against you.
- Test the exit first. Buy a small amount, then immediately sell part of it. Tokens that block sells are the single most common trap.
- Watch the buy/sell balance. Currently 15 buys against 19 sells in 24 hours. A rough balance between the two suggests the market functions in both directions.
- Check the age. This pool was created 19 days ago. Most rug pulls happen within the first hours of a pool going live.
- Never invest more than you can lose. Low-cap tokens can go to zero, and frequently do.
RETARDED FAQ
What is the price of RETARDED today?
very retarded time in my life (RETARDED) trades at $0.000003621, fallen -33.5% over the last 24 hours.
What do the on-chain numbers say about RETARDED?
We are not auditors and do not certify tokens. Measured from the chain, RETARDED sits at 54 out of 100 on our on-chain health index, computed from liquidity, volume quality, buy/sell balance and pair age. Flagged risks: Negligible liquidity, high rug risk.
How much liquidity does RETARDED have?
The tracked pool holds $3.5K of liquidity. Liquidity determines how much you can trade before moving the price and how easily you can exit.
Where can I buy very retarded time in my life (RETARDED)?
RETARDED trades on Solana, mainly through Pump Fun. Always paste the contract address instead of searching by ticker.
What is the 24 hour trading volume of RETARDED?
RETARDED has traded $4.1K in the last 24 hours across 34 transactions, split 15 buys and 19 sells.
When was RETARDED launched?
The tracked RETARDED pool was created 19 days ago, on Sep 23, 2026.
What is the contract address of RETARDED?
The RETARDED contract address on Solana is 6XvnoGWzb1kwNAbgdeQ1MviVgGEr7hpME95rAFxHEFjH. Check it against the address published by the project itself before buying: tickers and names are copied freely, the address is the only thing that identifies a token. This page links it straight to the block explorer so you can verify supply, holders and transfers yourself.
Could RETARDED be a honeypot?
Sells are going through (19 in the last 24 hours), which means the token is not blocking exits at this time. Always test a small sell first.
Keep exploring Solana
Traders looking at RETARDED also open BITDOG, oops, NUT, ASPIRIN, Callooor.